standardgaydad:

u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside

squirticuno:

ratchetmess:

 Confused much?

Nothing about this makes sense

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

(Source: fuckyeahmeeko)

710642:

well? can he????

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

holyshitspn:

Things Dumbledore Did That’d Be Creepy If You Did them

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

image

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no-this-is-jarod:

public school dress code

(Source: fuks)

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