outrunmyself:

ultrafacts:

panichristie:

erisdogwood:

ultrafacts:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

ultrafacts:

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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)

I read that in a sarcastic voice

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why is this so funny?

Salud! #tequila #mexico (at Queretro)

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Imma drink so much I’ll be blind by tomorrow

imnotjailbait:

Ariana Grande taking down Benedict Cumberbatch

imnotjailbait:

Ariana Grande taking down Benedict Cumberbatch

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

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mariahcareys:

when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear

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velvet-m0rning:

mozellmemorieszv:

Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.

i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating 

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stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

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